They're out there folks. They really are. It's just that you can't see them from the road. Fortunately, you have me to help you on your mission.
The first is a personal favorite: a great Redmont-area "urban cabin" if I've ever seen one. $325K seems steep for a 2/1, but you're paying for the view and the in-town location. And, of course, for the ca. 1955 fabulousness of it all.
This one is also in Forest Park/Redmont. It is bigger with 3/3, and the price tag ($675K) is larger accordingly. From 1973, it has a bit more funk to it, and similar amazing views.
So, I need somebody to go buy these places and then invite me to a cocktail party so I can be part of the splendor, if only for a few hours.